Did ya hear what happened to Johnny? He's in intensive care. Really, why? He celebrated the Chinese New Year.
by Ziek_Shrownamn June 16, 2011
When one ties, or attaches in any manner or fashion, fireworks or pyrotechnics to their genitals before igniting.
by kpATN June 16, 2011
When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit
by KrIsTeL MeTh June 05, 2017
A live snake is wrapped around the man penis as a woman, wearing a strap on, does the man up the arse
by Alex Graham Zak Fox February 01, 2009
an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 26, 2009
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
by sleeves November 06, 2007
You are plowing an japans-es girl and you all of a suddenly get hungry. so what do you do you take noodles, rice vegetables, meat and soya sauce out. But you find out you don't have a bowl so what do you do? you shove in to your Asians vagina and start fuck'en her again to mix everything up. then you start to eat her out getting you "Chinese Take out".
by CRS Brain trust October 26, 2010