To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.
"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"
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Get the Beef Boxing mug.The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."
So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."
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Get the Sea Beef mug.Man, the guys at urbandictionary.com urban beefed me a couple days ago for not accepting my definition of sloppy sleepover.
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