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bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
mugGet the bastardmug.

isopodic bastard

person 1: trump is a good president! 😀
person 1 is an isopodic bastard.
by uwuwer3000 December 6, 2020
mugGet the isopodic bastardmug.

Sovereign Anarcho Rat Bastard

Politically unaffiliated with Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Christians, and any other tribal groups who want to bother me.
Here comes that mentally ill Joe who screams he is a sovereign anarcho rat bastard alla time watch out!
by Ignatz TC June 24, 2022
mugGet the Sovereign Anarcho Rat Bastardmug.

Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.
“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”
by Windows_07 June 20, 2018
mugGet the Bicycle Bastardmug.

Thunder bastard

A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes
by Lolaman June 17, 2020
mugGet the Thunder bastardmug.

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
mugGet the odhran kelly you dirty fat bastardmug.

Robbing bastards

God B&m are reyt robbing bastards
by EEGGLLBB October 20, 2023
mugGet the Robbing bastardsmug.

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