Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.

Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.

by MamMas12 May 20, 2019

Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021

Alabama squeeze box

an incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

we're going to Alabama squeeze box Emily tonight

by forthewin849 July 6, 2023

alabama lerba llama

when you preform sexual acts on your cousin whole ontop of your buddy's sick chevy with them toe mirrors pulled all the way out

jesus that was some great Alabama lerba llama

by Mericawaaa June 5, 2020

Alabama skid mark

Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.

1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark

by Savage20 October 6, 2021

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

alabama pizza slice

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it

man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019