A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.
by im not good at math February 24, 2019
Get the Austin Fryermug. by DEEZNUTS69 October 12, 2017
Get the austin and zoemug. by Your open bumhole December 1, 2019
Get the Austin longmug. He is a cheerful, emotional guy. He may not be the most popular, but he's the best, he expresses his emotions when he has them, and teases the girls he likes, but once he figures out that she likes him back, he goes nice. He is not a ladies man, he chooses one girl for a while, but if she doesn't like him back, it's hard for him to move on. He's the one that you'll want as your guy.
Girl 1: "Is she with- him? Hahahahaha!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"
Girl 2: "dude, she's with Austin, and you see how he treats her, I'd want him as my man!"
by Advise for g'alls September 24, 2020
Get the Austinmug. A creature that looks like a grown man, except a baby at the same time. It is not human, It is an austin. The austin is usually a household pet. Some austins can be found in the wild deep in west Texas, rural Florida, and sometimes the deep Atlantic.
We should buy an austin.
You have an austin?
Mom, can we please please please get an austin??
Look! A wild austin!
You have an austin?
Mom, can we please please please get an austin??
Look! A wild austin!
by TheCodfishMaster March 18, 2025
Get the Austinmug. Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
by Joe. G October 30, 2007
Get the Phi Austinmug. a boy who takes advantage of girls and cheats on all his girlfriends. he’ll most likely call you fat as if he’s not pushing 230.
by mikeischillin April 28, 2024
Get the austinmug.