When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.
Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.
by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016
Get the craptain morganmug. “Morgan can go fuck herself”
by Abrokenvinyl September 26, 2019
Get the Morganmug. Morgan is a skank. But, she has a lovely halter dress. That behind is thanging. I would love to tap that.
by kmoney224 April 14, 2022
Get the Morganmug. by Corey skelton January 16, 2018
Get the morgan davismug. The hottest girl u will ever see. she is the biggest qt and the best girlfriend you could wish for. she is everything you need.if u see one; ur one lucky guy/
by not harry Anderson November 6, 2020
Get the Chloe morgan thomasmug. 
People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
Dude, who is that giant?
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström
Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
by BigPepMan November 16, 2021
Get the Morgan Hasselströmmug.