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Log Out

Hey Man, i need to log out now.
by KImCobain September 25, 2017
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Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.
When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.
by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012
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Mexican Yule Log

A Mexican Yule Log is an alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and egg nog.
-Dude you just threw up all over the Christmas tree!
-Yeah, I chugged an entire Mexican Yule Log.
by Han's Dyman November 13, 2011
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Log

$10
Can I get one log please?
“Sure, that will be $10”
by pizzassgirl July 18, 2024
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chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
by tarafyd November 30, 2013
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