Dinosaur guy

1. a fixture at every medium to high brow party, a guy who only wants to talk about dinosaurs, and when the conversation quickly moves away from dinosaurs, will not accept that his moment is over and stubbornly starts gunning everyone down with obscure dinosaur knowledge bullets

2. Anyone in a social situation who insists on talking about a topic they are well-versed in

I had to get out of there, some dinosaur guy was berating Carol for saying her favorite dinosaur was Stegosaurus on the grounds that it's unarmoured flanks made it easy prey for fast land predators

by Not Matttttttttt December 9, 2013

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guy problem

When the penis becomes erect for no reason.

Oh fuck Jared, I got a guy problem, gotta go take care of it.

by Lakotna April 19, 2015

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Kryptonite Guy

A guy that a strong women just can't let go of and no matter how hard she tries to, when he calls or she sees him he makes her weak and sucks her right back in. He's not a guy you generally mention directly by name but your friends know who he is. The after affect of interactions with this person generally leaves you emotionally drained.

Did you see Kryptonite Guy last night? Yeah, you know I did....ugh. What is wrong with me, why do I let him affect me like this?

by Sadie707 June 22, 2015

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guy flash

When a guy sweats profusely around other guys he finds attractive. He does not have to sweat due to the heat, but due to the hotness of the guy(s) in his presence.

Is it full of hot guys in here or is it just me?
Calm down, you're just having a guy flash.

by Dagrownman July 31, 2019

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