Grundle Monster

A mysterious green monster that runs around picking peoples grundles with his grundle claw while the other hand is in his ass.

Better wipe good or the grundle monster will get ya!

by Grundle Fairy December 20, 2012

twerk monster

A thotty who cannot control her erge to twerk her thotty ass in front of niggas that dont even have stacks

Dat bitch a Twerk Monster!!

by TheDefiner1716 December 28, 2014

HOCKNESS-MONSTER.

A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.

-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.

by Scaryt8 October 21, 2010

Mud monster

When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.

I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!

by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge cock.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right.

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

gitchie monster

When the camel toe slit eats the gitch so the camel toe appears even more.

holy shit look at the gitchie monster it eating those panties.

typically easy to see on fit hard body woman, fat or old loose cunts looks disgusting.

by shallotkingz July 4, 2011