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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
mugGet the The Bloody Marymug.

bloody bubble cum fuck

When a woman puts her period blood and her partners cum in her mouth a blows bubbles till the liquid covers his body
I gave Jason the best bloody bubble cum fuck last night he will never forget it
by Simpress January 22, 2023
mugGet the bloody bubble cum fuckmug.

non bloody buddy

When you plan on a bloody Mary trip and your BFF and her man skip out on it.....
Hey Jessika I know we told you we would head over for brunch. However this weekend we are going to pass you up and going to be your non bloody buddy. See ya
by Non bloody buddy April 30, 2023
mugGet the non bloody buddymug.

Oh my bloody hell

Used When you are very angry at someone and you are also Indian
Oh my bloody hell Lewis why would you kill my family
mugGet the Oh my bloody hellmug.

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying
Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023
mugGet the Bloody Monkeymug.

Bloody shit

It means like scared and like afraid
Sam:omg the cops are coming

Xavier:bloody shit
by Chrris February 14, 2021
mugGet the Bloody shitmug.

Bloody Porowski

To do so much coke off of Antoni Porowski's dick that you get a severe nose bleed...
OMG bitch that yacht party was crazy!
What happened?
I ended up with a Bloody Porowski.
Lucky boy!
by Cas_Purrr_Ghost June 21, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Porowskimug.

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