"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

yes es

Opposite of "nuh uh". Used in a debate. It's the ultimate form of comeback.

Michael: "You suck at Fortnite"
Daniel: "Nuh uh"
Michael: "Yes es"

by ihfsdihaoifd July 27, 2023

Ye Ol' Mono

old pissin, is balding from being a server owner filled with like 181+ kids

BRO I SAW YE OL' MONO AND SHE WAS HUNCHED OVER HER DESK WRITING LIKE A MANIAC.

by par-meh-san July 30, 2023

Popped a seed in ye

When a male is trying to impress or show off to his baby-momma how manly he is, mostly in a slimy or inappropriate way.

Remember when we used to bang? I popped a seed in ye. That’s what makes me a Man. 💪

by dustbin August 26, 2023

Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing

"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"

by anonymous September 3, 2023

lai ye

Lai ye is the epitome of being a skinny white Chinese boy who scurries for the chance to be raw dogged by sweaty men. He occasionally enjoys getting fingered in the prostate for a nice relaxing evening so as to loosen it up for a pounding by sweaty oiled up men. He stays up all night fantasizing about the meat of sweaty men while he ideates new techniques to make these oiled up men squeal while they unload their white protein shakes into his skinny petite body.

Lai ye is a person who enjoys getting anal by sweaty men.

by Glizzydestroyer September 16, 2023

Azmeres yes men

Everything Azmere says must go under any circumstances

Azmere asks for something and the next person must say yes. being azmeres yes men is a very easy job just follow directions

by da kids rr September 16, 2023