Microsoft Windows

A decent OS that runs on over half the world's computers that Macintosh and Linux users who think they're redpilled/different from society always circlejerk each other about how "bad" it is.

Instead of fighting about literal fucking computer software, how about you go outside and touch some grass for once, maybe smell the fresh air?

Person 1: "er mah gerd *snort* microsoft windows is so trash and bad errhuh"
Person 2: "Kindly get a life, please."

by Daniel Apaché March 30, 2021

stained glass window

A window comprised of a series of close-fitting, coloured glass pieces, often coming together to form a pattern or picture. Examples can be seen in churches and cathedrals throughout the land.

"Oh look - A stained glass window. If it wasn't for that stained glass window, there would just be a big hole there. Yay for stained glass windows"

by Dusk September 6, 2003

Windowpain

Whilst in the act of intercourse, the man picks the woman up and stuffs her through an open window; while she supports herself in the window, the man aggressively slams the window shut repeatedly on his penis, which is resting in the windowsill.


Can also be used as a verb, windowpaining.

ex1:

dude1: Dude, did you see that girl hanging out of that window naked? I wonder what she was doing.

dude2: It's just the old windowpain my friend.


ex2:

dude1: oh man dude, my dick hurts so bad right now. I windowpained the shit out of Kelsey last night.

dude2: That's so hot, man, I wish Amanda would let me do it to her.

by Bob Winston October 30, 2008

Wingo

Hillbilly for we can go. used mostly by people that live in the deepest and darkest corners of the south, especially arkansas

wingo to the liquor store to buy some beer and a pack of pall malls

by Manny629 October 6, 2008

window ninja

peeping tom, someone who looks into windows for nude women.

tom goes up to a womans window pulls a window ninja.

by Charles Denton January 14, 2008

Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window.

Bit of a skank, comes with her own business card, Name usually begins with C.

"Girl who keeps ladder outside her bedroom window."

by ginger27 February 6, 2010

windows

A "user friendly" OS for people who dont have the time not brains to use any other OS I admit XP is alright but I prefer Knoppix or other linux versions.. and as for you people dissing either OS try making your own,....if not.. try setting up as many pcs with various OS's and play around.. its fun..

ignorant user:"my windows keeps crashing"
Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash"
ignorant user:"oh"

by Guru June 15, 2003