Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010

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Beluga Whaling

To sneak onto the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) without paying. Originated from the song 'Baby Buluga' by Raffi as the extended jam (I know you've heard that one) contains a reference to stealing a ride.

"Baby Beluga in the deep blue see,
He snuck on to the TTC for free"
- Raffi (1980)

Recently the definition has been expanded to include stealing anything under $3.25 (the cash fare to ride the TTC).

Adam: Ugh. I don't have any change for the TTC. I guess I'll have Beluga Whaling it today. (Original meaning)

Adam: I don't have a pen. I guess I'll have to go Beluga Whale one from Stacy in accounting (new modified meaning)

by Swippy C January 15, 2018

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whale flippers

Synonym: bingo wings, sagging fat that hangs from under obese persons' arms and is seen especially when the arms are lifted and shaken while the person is shouting "Bingo!".

Look at those whale flippers! That lady must easily be over 500 pounds!

by pentozali August 25, 2013

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Whale Whore

A girl who constantly goes after guys who are the size of ginormous whales.

Denny: “Did you hear about Sarah dating that sweaty looking fat fuck named Taylor? He is light years out of that girls league.

Frank: “That is what’s known as a whale whore.”

by Deathman173 January 22, 2018

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