wet carpet

Pissing on a woman's vagina before fucking her.

I gave your mom a wet carpet last night!

by Mm1788 January 6, 2015

wet jefferson

sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes

Nate gave Ross a Wet Jefferson while in the parking lot a Muchies

by Seth Bauserman October 1, 2006

juicy-wet

1. Something that was so well executed and awesome it oozes
excellence (to be used in skateboarding usually)

2. Gorgeous voluptulous woman

1. "Holy Snikies Darrel, that backside boardslide to kickflip out was juicy-wet!!!"

2. "That new Brazillian chick in our class is juicy-wet!!"

by TheBrad June 27, 2007

Wet Lilly

It's very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person involved has much more hair and more feces are involved.

Holy shit, look at all that facial hair. I bet she gives an amazing wet lilly!

by DWM777 June 28, 2009

Wet Bandit

Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.

"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"


"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?

by Adamthe K December 21, 2008

Wet Boar

A girl sits on a man’s shoulders and sticks her fingers up his nose. She smacks his head and he runs around like a wild boar. When she comes to climax, she squirts down his back, leading to a slippery slope.

She climbed up on me and had the time of her life doing Wet Boar!

by donnyfreedom July 27, 2018

cornbread is wet

Insult; meaning you are inpatient, jump to conclusions, can't follow directions. Term originated from the south referring to "cooks" who can't wait long enough to cook their corn bread (johnny cake, journey cake) so that it's wet in the middle.

Todd's cornbread is wet. He can't be counted on to finish his unit testing before checking his code in.

Boy WTF, your cornbread is wet, check the f**k'n shell before you load the shot gun, 12 gauge don't go into a 20 guage.

Pelosi's cornbread is wet, she can't wait three day's for others to read the freak'n health care bill online before voting on it This so constituents can comment to their representatives about it.

by MrPlankton November 14, 2009