wet jefferson

sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes

Nate gave Ross a Wet Jefferson while in the parking lot a Muchies

by Seth Bauserman October 1, 2006

wet carpet

Pissing on a woman's vagina before fucking her.

I gave your mom a wet carpet last night!

by Mm1788 January 6, 2015

Wet Knee

When you're dirty dancing with a chick who's on her cycle and she gets menstrual blood on or around the knee area of your pants

man 1: Did you see frank? His pants are soaked in blood.

man 2: What, did he gat stabbed?!

Man 1: No, Jenna was just bumping and grinding on him and she didn't have a tampon

Man 2: Ooooh, he got wet knee'd. Why didn't you just say that?

by deepinyomama69 August 19, 2008

Wet Lilly

It's very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person involved has much more hair and more feces are involved.

Holy shit, look at all that facial hair. I bet she gives an amazing wet lilly!

by DWM777 June 28, 2009

juicy-wet

1. Something that was so well executed and awesome it oozes
excellence (to be used in skateboarding usually)

2. Gorgeous voluptulous woman

1. "Holy Snikies Darrel, that backside boardslide to kickflip out was juicy-wet!!!"

2. "That new Brazillian chick in our class is juicy-wet!!"

by TheBrad June 27, 2007

Wet Bandit

Mysterious man who strikes at unsuspecting bathrooms of mainly chinese restaurants and burger king's. He pisses on walls and shit on floors while leaving a poetic note to the oblivious Nips or apathetic high school kids who work there. He is generally accompanied by his accomplices The Bathroom Brawler and The Ass Burglar. The Wet Bandit's legend is well known on a 300 mile stretch of north eastern I-80 as he struck an unprecedented 7 times in one day.

"Roses are red,
Toilets are missed,
Drop your head
And see where i pissed"


"fuck my life, the Wet Bandit left a nutty shit on the bathroom floor again.. who is this guy?

by Adamthe K December 21, 2008

wet carrots

A pair of small, widely spaced, droopy breasts. The term originated in the Sierra Foothills of California about ten years ago. Inspiration for the term is unknown but a couple of wet carrot tips poking through a paper towel creates a vivid picture.

That chick has a cute face, but I don't know about her wet carrots.

by dirtytate June 28, 2006