Rusty Washington

The act of inserting a dollar bill into the anus of a suspecting or unsuspecting companion. The bill must not be rolled, but rather flattened against the ass and propelled by a pointed index finger (or middle for more depth), making the sides of the dollar stick out like a shuttlecock (badminton).

Rusty Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin are also acceptable terms.

Destiny wouldn't shut up about the alimony money, so I gave that ho 5 rusty franklins, 2 rusty jacksons and finished strong with a rusty washington.

by JoeStrato March 9, 2018

bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.

Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "

by Dschizo May 11, 2018

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.

I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.

by Studd69 July 7, 2018

Port Washington

A part of Long Island sorta close to NYC. Train station is central for anyone drunk bar-goers and some other questionable people.It's whatever, people say it's a shit hole but it's average. Elementary schools are nice, the middle school is trash, high school is the best out of them all. All the rich people like in Sand Points, people like some executive or creator of Arizona, Johnny Winter, Adam Sandler, (oof) Chris Rock, and probably some other people. Manorhaven is a fucking trainwreck because of the fact it's the country's most densely populated village. If you're going to Main Street near Weber GOD FORBID you go at 3-4 on a Friday. Your car with be swallowed by pre-pubscent children watching David Dobrik and Shane Dawson. All I have to say about Port, *mostly Manorhaven* Godspeed.

yo Port Washington is trash
no
yo Port Washington's middle school is bad
yes

by bigboyjess July 10, 2018

Pisser Washing

When someone pisses all over the bathroom and it looks like they were trying to hose the place down.

Hey Jim, Did you see the bathroom today? The place is completely soaked. Looks like someone was Pisser Washing in there.

by WhtWidowR August 2, 2018

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018