Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

two-dollar

Someone who attempts to pull off a ruse in which he/she pretends a pop machine has dispensed two pops for the price of one when everyone knows very well that he/she deposited two dollars in the machine. "Two-dollar" then gives the extra pop to a table of senior girls in hopes they will reciprocate some form of friendship. In order to fully obtain "two-dollar" status it is necessary for the table of girls to be fully aware of the ruse from the beginning and share collective laughs at "two-dollar's" expense behind his/her back.

Hey check out the pop machine, two-dollar is at it again.

by Henry23 July 20, 2008

two stroke diesel

A slang word phrase to discribe two lesbian women engageing in intercourse.

"Those two dimes are two stroke diesels."

by Steve the Man in the 813 May 14, 2006

two to the dome

To fire two bullets into the purposed victim.

"PAP" "PAP"... "two to the dome" fucker.

by devisible September 20, 2006

two headed swede

When a man tells a woman to lay down and then procedes to jump up and body slam her. At the same time, he shoves his dick in her cunt with all his weight. Must be followed up with: "how was it honey?"

Max did a two headed swede to Samantha and broke two of her ribs. She seemed satisfied though...

by monnardini April 2, 2009

Two girls

Having a threesome or sex with two fineass women at the same time

1.Man bro I was with these two girls last night it was one of the best times of my life

2.damn I could really use two girls right now

by Savy my nigga November 26, 2018

two-way

also:

a radio communications device that allows for transmit-and-recieve operations, the incorrect version of a Family Radio Service radio.

Mommy, there are scary men on the two-way.

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 26, 2003