Turkey Stuffer

One who inserts their fist (and other possible parts of the arm) into very large, loose women.
I was very popular in college, because my daddy taught me how to be a decent turkey stuffer
by krakho September 18, 2008
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.
MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.
by JuicyHippoTime December 12, 2014
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jive turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.
"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"
by Raleford January 04, 2006
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Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010
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last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"
by Lauren-Marie August 29, 2008
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turkey basting whore

a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with
"What a turkey basting whore"
by tricia November 24, 2004
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catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know then its too wild for you. Gobble gobble baby. Starts with a wild turkey and then ends with sex in a bed. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken, I don't know.
Me and my girl were catching the crazy turkey last night.
by Shakoom December 12, 2014
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