Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

my too

When reffering to your cock

guy: this house is so big

other guy: my too

by Sussyposter September 9, 2021

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Too Big

Theres no such thing. And the fact that you are looking this up on Urban Dictionary shows this is not a problem that you will ever have to worry about.

Your Girlfriend: Hey Babe! Your best friends dick pics just got leaked and look its 10 inches!

You: Damn, thats wayyy too big tho right?

Your Girlfriend: Uhhh….

by btcterms May 2, 2023

Too rough to be true

Someone that thinks they are rougher/meaner than anybody else.

The guy/girl was too rough to be true.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020