Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025

to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!

To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!

by Hyrotig May 25, 2018

kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends

I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel

by squirrel army April 23, 2023

Squirreling

Pronounced Squirrel-ing, it is the act of a man and a women having sex in a tree.

Man: Hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.

by Cecilianumber1 October 29, 2012

squirrel

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.

Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.

by Monkey Tennis 63 June 28, 2010

Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022