Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 14, 2011

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clock warrior

if theres a town clock in your town, no doubt you can catch them hanging under it at any given moment. They dont necissarily need to be smoking cigarettes, but they may ask you for one if you get too close.

Grovers be loitering by the clock tryna smoke a moke if you holdin, they clock warriors for life.

by The Feelgoods May 2, 2018

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Warrior Brain

A person who, without any critical or logical thinking changes into battle. Often to the demise of friends, party and family members.

"God, *name* is such a Warrior Brain."

by DiversionRoute April 14, 2024

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Poop Warrior

Someone who considers themself as the butt of jokes.

Guy 1: I feel bad for Guy 3, they’re like a Poop Warrior. I hope they feel better about themself soon.
Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!

by Jekesma May 15, 2025

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Kurdish Warrior

The biggest nightmare of Turks, Syrians, Iraqis and Iranians. He is indeed the invincible Warrior. He is undefeated and defends the lands of Kurdistan for eternity. With his help the Kurds will rise and take over the whole world and no one is ready for that to happen. He will lead a Kurdish army and easily take out all armies in existence. The true terminator.

Kurdish Warrior is the GOAT

by Kurdish Warrior September 14, 2025

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