commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 16, 2022

Thing thing

A woman, girl, chic, guy, man, etc. That someone is dating and you like a lil bit

That's my lil thing thing right there bruh.
Shawty boo

by SmKeSmitty March 28, 2018

happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

a fly thing

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.

Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing

by Bethisabossassbitch August 17, 2015

church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.

If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.

by RusPix April 30, 2018

7 things and AAAAAHHHH

The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH

by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J March 7, 2018

An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

by The Govenor May 18, 2020