When you get up in the middle of the night and instead of using the toilet, you piss on your wife marking your territory.
Jessica: "MARK WHAT THE FUCK, WHY AM I COVERED IN PISS!?"
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."
Mark: "I Pissed The Bed you fucking bitch."
by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020
Get the Pissed The Bedmug. When in the prosess of dropping a turbo deuce all that is released from one's rectum, is a warm, festering, inflammatory liquid. Can be a caatalyst to the creation of a poo swamp.
Dude, my current poo swamp dwellery is utterly vile because that chili I grubbed on gave me the most horridly foul case of ass piss.
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003
Get the Ass Pissmug. by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002
Get the Piss Puddlemug. When there are at least 3 urinals in a mens room and a guy comes in and uses the urinal next to you instead of leaving an empty stall in between.
(Ryan)Hey Jim, did you notice Scott always stands next to you when your taking a piss. (Ryan) yeah Jim, I thing Scott's a piss fag.
by jime15108 February 22, 2010
Get the piss fagmug. The ultimate level of being pissed off.
Frown often, get good deals on cars but still be pissed off all the time.
When you are sawing logs in your sleep, only to be woken up in the middle of the night, having to get up to go to the bathroom in only your underwear, super pissed.
*Also to be a piece of shit.
Frown often, get good deals on cars but still be pissed off all the time.
When you are sawing logs in your sleep, only to be woken up in the middle of the night, having to get up to go to the bathroom in only your underwear, super pissed.
*Also to be a piece of shit.
1. (While operating a Hi-Lo/Forktruck)
- "I thought I told you not to put that there!" Now I'm Dunwoody pissed, so I'm gonna speed away pissed off. Watch my shit hair blow in the wind as I throw some rocks in your face with the tires of my Hi-Lo.
2. (While sawing logs in your sleep)
- I was trying to get some God damn sleep! Now I've gotta get up in only my white underwear and go to the bathroom. Slamming doors open and closed, super Dunwoody pissed. Watch my shit hair blow in the gust of wind I have created by slamming doors.
- "I thought I told you not to put that there!" Now I'm Dunwoody pissed, so I'm gonna speed away pissed off. Watch my shit hair blow in the wind as I throw some rocks in your face with the tires of my Hi-Lo.
2. (While sawing logs in your sleep)
- I was trying to get some God damn sleep! Now I've gotta get up in only my white underwear and go to the bathroom. Slamming doors open and closed, super Dunwoody pissed. Watch my shit hair blow in the gust of wind I have created by slamming doors.
by D.R.7 June 11, 2011
Get the Dunwoody Pissedmug. by thekingofmulberrystreet August 8, 2017
Get the Piss pondmug. by alexhasabadpseudonym July 9, 2011
Get the Piss Protestmug.