Mum

A fat cow that thinks she owns the fucking place

You have no mum (She died)

by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021

Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

ur mum

Typically used by 12 year old British kids with elite humour. Used as an insult

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: ur mum 😎

by gay for ur mum February 16, 2022

ur mum

another word for nigger

you are such a ur mum

by ExxonExxon February 16, 2022

Ur mum

a phrase you use when you have no good comebacks.

"you are an ugly ass"
"Ur mum"

by mez_is_cool_sort of February 24, 2022

ya mum

You become gay if you say it outloud

DUDE 1 : YA MUM IS COMING TO MY BED
DUDE 2 : WELL FUCK YOU!

by The person in your moms bed March 1, 2022

ur mum gay

I mean if I was someone's mom then it would be true- anyway it can be used as an insult to people who call you gay. (if they call you gay it might mean you are and just accept it)

Person A: Ur gay lol
Person B: No ur mum gay.

by Ur local trans male March 5, 2022