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Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.
I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.
by Patient420 June 19, 2025
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English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning
by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023
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steamers breakfast

When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.
Girl: "will you give me the steamers breakfast please"
by Justus-is-real December 3, 2016
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STEPDADDY BREAKFAST

STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.
Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.

Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.
by CREAMY PICKLES September 18, 2022
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Porutuguese Breakfast

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people
Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast
by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021
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Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023
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cuban breakfast

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.
by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014
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