Frosty Waffle

1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.

2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers

"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"

"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"

by Deehydrated July 6, 2014

Waffle Lodge

Leading restaurant in the competition of redneck hangouts. Known for their 1 foot pancake, ginger-snap oreo deluxe, waffle dog,and Moses omelette. Most commonly referred to as "the lodge"

Most famous location - Doral, Florida.
Employee of the Century- Mirial

"Yo Krume I'll meet you at Waffle Lodge in a minute."

by thegreenmeister March 21, 2009

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

Smash waffles

The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex

I want to smash waffles tonight Becky

by Johnson68102 May 2, 2022

Medium Waffle

Only understandable for homosapian males with lil dicks, the phrase can be portrayed in any light of communication. The creator of the phrase, Savagerealm, is the only true specimen with the correct definition of “Medium Waflle.”

Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable

by TheRealNickMcClaughry April 21, 2018

Fluid Waffle

When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.

Shit for Hazelnut Spread

Blood for Strawberry Sauce

Piss for Syrup

Cum for Whipped Topping

Hey babe, I know you're having explosive diarrhea.. Wanna try making a fluid waffle?

by Shartingtrash October 30, 2022

Waffle Maker

A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.

Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.

by Floorpetal March 9, 2022