Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 June 7, 2018

logged chog

When a girl sucks your dick from the side as if eating corn on the cob.

Bro, did you see the way she logged chog last night?

Ya bro, she the best log chogger I've had in a while.

by Tmoney2020 May 17, 2016

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

Log

A massive shit about the size of your average 7/11 worker (no not the smelly Indian guy you racist fuck)

Bro 1: dude I just dropped a fat log in the bathroom do NOT go in there

Bro 2:kill yourself fat cunt

by Dicknuts67 May 3, 2025

LOGS

Short for lots of gay shit

this class is filled with LOGS

by Whitedragon272 December 16, 2018

Ice-Log

The act of witch a gay man poops in a bag, leaving it’s shape intact. Next he carefully puts it in the freezer for 2-4 hours. When the Ice-Log
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.

Woah man can i go to the freezer and borrow an “Ice-Log?”

by vinfirstup June 20, 2024

Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025