by BJSveno August 21, 2025
Get the Italian Donut mug.by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025
Get the Italian handshake mug.Something you put on your big stoopid head to pretend you are special and like "the little people" you know?
Yaw King stabbed to death 3.4M italian doorezz shits for wanting to touch his family. All hail 👑🪽, and happy hoops day italian doorezz.
by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025
Get the italian doorezz mug.When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
Get the Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing mug.When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.
“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”
by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025
Get the Italian Icicle mug.A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.
Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.
by Steadlur October 9, 2025
Get the Italian Bread Pudding mug.An even where an italians magical spirit and soul end up all over your face.
Sometimes your mind is blown, sometimes the italian sauce job recks noodles.
Either way somebody will be covered in a nice pile of italian sauce
Sometimes your mind is blown, sometimes the italian sauce job recks noodles.
Either way somebody will be covered in a nice pile of italian sauce
You busy today tony, nope although my wife has given my family a beautiful italian sauce job on our noodles the past few weeks.
by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025
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