Hipster

Someone who follows the latest fashions

Hey, that hipster stole my wallet!

by IToldUSo March 11, 2015

Hipster

Perfect example of a pseudo intellectual

Hipster: I shall carry this Nietzche book along with this book on embryology to the coffee shop to look intelligent today.

by Psycho-doom May 10, 2014

hipster

Someone who listens to indie-rock, wears 80's style clothing, (for men) has a long beard and has a lot of tattoos

omg he's such a hipster

by Jason15300 October 20, 2015

Reverse Hipster

When some product blows up so fast hipsters can't be the first ones to like the product. So a period of waiting time consumers dont like the subject, then boom! It's cool again!

Is pokemon go cool again, I'm feeling reverse hipster

by yardsale August 25, 2018

Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP

You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.

by Flucka September 3, 2012

Hipster

Someone who had their apartment burn down and who lost everything, Creating a sub conscious personality that breeds a strong rejection of society's common viewpoint on most things. Often followed by denial of being a hipster. This type of personality is exceptionally educated but ofter portrays the inability to do things properly.

A used car salesman who doesnt sell many cars, is a hipster. Because if you are a used car salesman and follow the societal ways you will succeed.

by Shycetasian August 1, 2013

hipster

Someone who's too mainstream to call themselves a hipster.

Josh: Naw bruh i don't drink coffee no more, just organic tea.
Brendan: Youz a hipster man
Josh: What?! No. That's too mainstream bruh. Gotta go catch Coldplay perform at this subtle underground stadium. I'll blog about it on my boho tumblr. Shalom.

by that-handle October 2, 2014