goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

Flicker goon

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.

"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"

by Goon in 60 seconds June 1, 2024

Goon Liquid

Goon Liquid is the byproduct of gooning. It usually arrives in form of white sticky substance after a gooning session.

It is very important to know that Goon Liquid is not the same as just cum or semen rather it's a form of it which is spawned after the ritual of Goon.

Jeff: Hey bro you haven't eaten anything in a while bro what u waiting for?
Steph: I only want your Goon Liquid.

by Marwan Neggazai May 6, 2025

blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

by Bunk3r August 9, 2018

flicker goon

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence

Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight

by John McFakename June 3, 2024

Flicker Goon

To where a male Goons after such a long streak of gooning( typically a few months ) to where his penis starts to grow human anatomy. This is typically reversible until the penis starts to gain sentience and will start too disembark from the human.

I finally Flicker Gooned after months of gooning.
He Flicker Gooned too much, now it is irreversible.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024

Mongolian Flicker goon

When a mongolian throat singer uses his throat vibrations to flick his fingers to goon his cock.

Hey Ankhbayar, Teach me how to mongolian flicker goon.

by jace boteko January 19, 2025