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TAP

The Amputee Pretzel

a sex position for someone without a limb
“you tap???”
by chickensalad697 May 13, 2022
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Tip tap

Walking by a man and quickly and smoothly tapping them on the tip of their penis using the back of your fingers. A quick backhand tap to the penis using a flick of the wrist.
I walked by John and gave him a good ole tip tap!
by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020
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puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.
Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!
by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019
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tapped and zapped

When someone receives a blowjob and is unable to see straight afterward.
"She sucked my dick and after I came I fell asleep. I was tapped and zapped."
by dreadvimfantail August 1, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me So I Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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The ultimate tap

by pussy_annihilator69 June 7, 2019
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Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021
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