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Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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Piss tank

When someone has a large stomach from drinking too many alcoholic beverages.
Look at that man over there, look at his piss tank.
by Pisstank95 March 12, 2020
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Tank slapper

A sudden oversteer in a car caused by the rear-end being unsettled in a corner. Usually happens if the accelerator is pressed too hard or too early on corner exit. May be unpredictable and needs delicate steering and pedal work to correct depending on severity

Term is originally used in motorcycling, but is used interchangeably with cars and racing
Tarquini had a massive tank slapper on Copse corner and lost quite a lot of time before Maggotts and Becketts
by NaggerNick October 11, 2022
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Tank

Big dick energy with an amazeing pesanality.
by erjgfuy7eir fy7cuer uofguewrf January 25, 2022
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tank food

when u get in a tank that your friend drive so u can eat IRL and still get the xp.
(While gaming) Damn I´m hungry, I need to get some tank food.
by BattelfieldGamer December 20, 2016
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J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
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thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose
by deffo January 23, 2023
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