Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley March 25, 2011
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Twat Tax

When you owe an ex boyfriend or friend money, but they've treated you so badly that it now counts as a tax and you never have pay them back.
Your boyfriend lends you money for a flight, but then you find out he's been sleeping with other women ..... Dump him and tell him about twat tax.
by MissB. October 10, 2013
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Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.
woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.
by lucky biych September 13, 2009
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twat on head

stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
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Twat swat

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)
I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.
by DSRC November 20, 2009
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tiddly twat

The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.
Ryan Short is a little tiddly twat when it comes to drinkin beer.
by nignog2123 November 03, 2014
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Twat Gun

When a person's index and middle fingers are pointed outward, the thumb raised and the rest of the hand is balled into a fist, and the index and middle fingers are inserted into a vagina, it is known as a Twat Gun.
He formed his hand in the shape of a twat gun and inserted his fingers into her pussy.
by Dregyn August 12, 2011
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