An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.
by endlessraper July 21, 2010
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Get the snail tit mug.The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 6, 2011
Get the Shipwreck tits mug.The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.
Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits
Guy B: Sick bro, what size?
Guy A: 36C I think
Guy B: Sick bro, what size?
Guy A: 36C I think
by yochoc May 17, 2014
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Get the Feet tits mug.When you are a female and are only hearing pants/trousers, often as a result of trying to sleep in a hot room.
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