Bullshit'N Kevin

When a days work goes by and all that's happened is hot breath and more work for the next guy.

Why do I have so much work to do today? Because Bullshit'N Kevin worked yesterday!

by Wrench2020 May 7, 2020

KEVIN KING

A tall lightskin that is good at videogames

Is that a KEVIN KING over there?

by Lightskinman April 23, 2020

Kevin Ayers

A fucking snitch

I can't believe Amber outed Jenni, she's such a Kevin Ayers

by snarkyboi13 May 2, 2017

Kevin Penguin

A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.

"Kevin Penguin is trash at fortni......."

by US Gouverment May 31, 2020

Swaggy Kevin

A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.

Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!

by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014

kevin spencer

best ass obscure show from the 2000s about a chain smoking alcoholic sociopath at Canada n stuff you should watch it 100% (theres 8 seasons. I warned you)

guy 1: hey dude wanna watch Kevin Spencer?
guy 2: yeah I love that show it kicks ass
guy 1: okay

by manwhatheskallop September 3, 2023

COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)

1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.

by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020