Gooning

watching a GunnarTVLive stream on Twitch

person 1: hey what are you doing tonight?

person 2: i'm gooning tonight

by woodziee February 8, 2024

Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.

I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.

by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023

Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face

"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024

Goon

Person who handles their business. Also likes to masterbait ALOT

Sergeant Jackson is a goon! He handles his business at work and in the bedroom

by Potato nutsack November 7, 2025

The month of gooning

All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning

All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you

For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know

Goon from September 1st until September 30th

"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"

"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"

"Well have fun with that"

by Jonnyspoon72 June 25, 2023

Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.

"Christian, why are you such a goon!"

by I love loona May 5, 2025