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Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.
by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Swamp Ass

A smelly booty grease that forms in the crevice of your ass after you sweat. It is usually a result of strenuous exercise or overexertion. Chubby people that pack a double wide surprise dump truck of an ass may experience this phenomenon regularly.
Bobby I got a real bad case of swamp ass you think you can finish digging up this ditch.
by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023
mugGet the Swamp Assmug.

Swamp girl

A girl from, or in close proximity to, a swampy region. Often in southern parts of the southeastern states (think Mobile, AL, south LA, MS, GA, etc.).

They are often “country hot” but they spit fire and you never want to cross one. But, if she likes you, you will enjoy some insane sex and never be bored.
That Ashley is one hot and crazy swamp girl. I’m going to marry her if she doesn’t kill me first.
by AubieBham February 17, 2023
mugGet the Swamp girlmug.

Swamp Ass

Origin Story: It is believed it was first used in 1982 When Glenn Schafer arrived in English class freshman year of high school after gym, and had not showered. His friend Steve asked where he'd been and he replied just got outta gym... then after he said I" feel like i have a swamp ass" to which steve started cracking up in the middle of class. As the story goes he used it term here and there but never heard anyone else use it until 10 years later, and when he heard it, he said hey thats my phrase, he was amazed how it took that long to get back around
just got outta gym... I" feel like i have swamp ass"
by Basswiz888 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Swamp Assmug.

bog swamp

usually when a kid pool is filled with cigarettes or old cigard
you are always in your bog swamp you smell horrible!
by murkybuttcheek September 7, 2024
mugGet the bog swampmug.

sugar the swamp

The act of cumming in someone’s ass, removing the cum with a syringe, then putting it into a food dehydrator and and turning it into a powder and sprinkling it back onto someone’s vagina.
dude after all of the prep work with Jane I was finally able to sugar the swamp last night.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
mugGet the sugar the swampmug.

swamp corn

n. when you are having anal sex and find a piece of corn on your dick
"So I was pounding this chick's asshole, right? I pulled out and seen I had some swamp corn."
by wrekwastaken August 28, 2016
mugGet the swamp cornmug.

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