Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.

The Chicago Bears are hopeless.

by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011

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gummy bear

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with no teeth.

Todd got a job at the nursing home so he could get a few gummy bears from the residents.

by ToddGeoff May 21, 2008

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koala bear

Very cute but very evil lil marsupials

there cute and cuddly, but they will fuck you up, koalas r gangster

by Big Robert April 7, 2005

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As an only child, it's the one thing you can count and depend on that can't leave you, never offends you, you can hold when you cry, and it doesn't die. So you may think of it as a stupid stuffed toy, but some see it as the one thing in their childhood that they could trust and depend on the make them feel better and feel loved..

Sally ran to her stuffed bear after her mother told her that her dog had died.

by Lonesome dreams January 23, 2018

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Runt Bear

A runt that is as dangerous as it is violent. Typically can be spotted by the short stature and scars above their eyes. Nickname mostly given to white men with little man syndrome, but whose actually backed it up. (Negro's please see Monkey Runt). Most Runt Bears also have a calm and friendly side that can be changed at the flip of a dime. Women are typically alarmed the first time they sleep with a Runt Bear, due to the size of their extremely large member. Warning, do not fuck with a Runt Bear.

Slut A: "What a little fucking Runt Bear"

Slut B: "True, but I heard he has a 9" member and is a member of the League of Extraordinary Genitals"

Male friend: "You bitches are sluts"

by Your Stepdad December 2, 2011

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