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Cutie-tank

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.
Ex:

Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!

Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca

Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011
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Cat tank

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.
by Jake 9 April 27, 2017
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Rob Mi Tank

Dating, back from the cavemen, this person/creature had a habbit of Sexually Touching his anus.
Eww my brother Danny is turning into Rob Mi Tank.
by systemhobo October 9, 2008
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Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine
Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking
by sidface October 20, 2020
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Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor
Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t
by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022
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Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.
Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED
by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022
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Tank

That girls got a bomb tank . The perineum is tough as a motherfucker
by Gooseward September 13, 2020
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