Shits

Shits can be determined by the Shit-o-meter. Part of the Customary system. So only freakish americans use it. (Im american lol)

"0 shits."

by TACOGUYYYYYY122 April 30, 2021

scotson

Person with Hobbit like feet who wears crocs,

Look at the hairy feet on that guy, what a Scotson

by anonymous May 12, 2021

SHITS AND GIGGLES.

Climactic culminated ORGASM.

After SHITTING you laugh to get even with the ELDER AND TRANSGENDER ABUSERS loss prevention security.

Well I SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much after that continuously spasmodis DICKING in the ASSHOLE.

I had the SHITS AND GIGGLES. so much , I started touching everything in the WINCO FOODS sight after I saw DAVID BUTLER the CFO , I touched their PRECIOUS ETERNAL bottle of the SHITS POTION number 31.

by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 20, 2021

Shitscursion

The journey to find a place to poo, eternally extensive at the worst times. Will often entail speed-walking (or running if it’s bad, or hobbling if it’s painfully bad), furtively entering restaurants, grocery stores, etc. (and when caught in the act, lying that you did indeed buy something from that establishment), and at least one question to a concerned passerby regarding the location of the nearest bathroom. Portmanteau of shit and excursion.

Excuse me while I embark on a shitscursion.
My shitscursion lasted 20 minutes, ending in an unfortunate person’s backyard.

by Pinaysaram September 30, 2021

Shitsalot

Shitsalot is a unique name. If you have a Shitsalot in your life then your a lucky person. They will never fail to make you laugh and smile don’t be surprised when you get so much chest pain from laughing so much. That’s just the effect of Shitsalot!

Person 1 “Woah that person is attractive”
Person 2 “They must be a Shitsalot!”

by A unique name October 4, 2021

Shitshake

Shitting on a pregnant woman’s chest then squeezing her breast until she lactates, then you proceed to mix it up and feed it to her for a nice delicious treat

Sarah was being a whiny bitch so I pulled my pants down and gave her a shitshake

by Cummininawatermelon October 6, 2021

Shitshit

The cutest girl in edu and hall C. She’s smart, kind and is worrying about her assignmentssss.

You look so shitshit, that’s good

by Poobb November 21, 2021