noun
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
A criminally cute marine creature formerly known as the “seahorse,” now correctly rebranded for both vibes and mythological accuracy.
Sea Kelpies drift through ocean grass like enchanted, curly-tailed commas. Tiny but loaded with ancient energy. In Scottish lore, a Kelpie is a shapeshifting water spirit (usually horse-shaped, often spooky). This one? Just the chill, adorable cousin. Think: aquatic introvert with a dad bod who does all the parenting.
Fun fact:
Male sea kelpies carry the babies. Actual kings.
Example:
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
"Yo, that sea kelpie looks like it's side-eyeing me. I think it's dangerous."
"You mean seahorse?"
"No. I mean sea kelpie. Respect the lore for the little pregnant dude."
by starvingRD October 2, 2025
Get the Sea Kelpiemug. Puzzled, perplexed, completely confused (about a subject or some task at hand), lost, bewildered. This idiom transfers the condition of a vessel that has lost its bearings to the human mind. Charles Dickens used it in Little Dorrit (1855):
I tried to do well in this class, but I've been at sea since we started.
When it comes to higher math, John is totally at sea.
When it comes to higher math, John is totally at sea.
by Nalaar September 9, 2017
Get the at seamug. by mm 9 September 22, 2025
Get the argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seasmug. One (woman or man or non-binary) who practices magic and rituals using relics and remnants of the sea, unusually in forms religious aspects.
Person 1: I saw them performing a ritual on the beach the other night.
Person 2: Didn’t you know? They’re a Sea Witch
Person 2: Didn’t you know? They’re a Sea Witch
by The Lunar Witch February 6, 2024
Get the Sea Witchmug. A genocidal phrase that calls for the destruction of Israel and the genocide of all of its people.
A phrase used by brainwashed cult members indoctrinated into antisemitism.
A phrase used by brainwashed cult members indoctrinated into antisemitism.
by Am yisrael chaiii February 1, 2024
Get the From the river to the seamug. derogatory towards Saudi people from non-desert origins. tribal citizens originating from oil-rich families use this to discriminate against others from hijaz that originally lived in the Ottoman empire. because most hijazis come from across the red sea, they are its "vomit."
used in schools, government workplaces, and in street road rages. used especially by princes and other privilages pieces of shit.
other versions: townsman or simply vomit.
used in schools, government workplaces, and in street road rages. used especially by princes and other privilages pieces of shit.
other versions: townsman or simply vomit.
"wait! you've never fucked your goat? you must be vomit of the sea!"
"you're telling me you're not selling your daughter? fucking vomit of the sea."
"dude, why is your wife and daughters not in a cage? this is some serious vomit attitude."
"you're telling me you're not selling your daughter? fucking vomit of the sea."
"dude, why is your wife and daughters not in a cage? this is some serious vomit attitude."
by urbandsub111 January 22, 2021
Get the vomit of the seamug. by Daaaa yahht August 18, 2021
Get the Sea cricketmug.