ham sandwich

Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face

thanks you fugger I no likes ham sandwich

by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

ham sandwich

The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.

Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.

by John Costanzo September 21, 2005

bat sandwich

A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.

As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.

What a gourmet treat, he thought.

by scodder May 12, 2010

Ramm Sandwich

The act of fucking two Ramm sisters, or one Ramm sister and one Ramm mother at the same time.

The Ramm Sandwich was pretty good for lunch. I want seconds.

by dirtypirate222 October 16, 2008

cheese sandwich

n. A sandwich made up of cheese and bread and any required condiments. v. a nonexistent action.

Dude, I'm gonna go have a cheese sandwich!

Dude, I'm gonna go cheese sandwich!

by Argus Mc.Warbonglemaster March 24, 2004

sloppy sandwich

1.)When a girl jacks a guy off with a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich.

Omg, my girlfriend gave me the best sloppy sandwich last night. I loved it.

by sam i am not 1 3 September 9, 2010

Sperm Sandwich

A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).

Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.

Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.

Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard

Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.

by Sam and Paddy August 24, 2009