Stalkation

A disturbing, obsessive level of stalking that surpasses anything believable. Stalkation is worse than irritation—it’s an all-consuming invasion of your peace, space, and spirit. It goes beyond ordinary harassment—it’s a suffocating, invasive pattern of behavior that creates emotional exhaustion, psychological discomfort, and a deep sense of violation.
It’s not just annoying and irritating; it’s mental and spiritual disturbance that disrupts peace, safety, daily life, and new beginnings.

I created this term to describe a level of stalking that’s disturbingly real but often dismissed. If you know, you know.

“This isn’t just stalking… it’s stalkation. It’s worse than irritation—it’s spiritual harassment.”
“His stalkation had reached new heights—fake pages, pop-ups at random places, even weird glitches on my phone. It’s like a horror movie with no credits.”
“The stalkation got so intense, it started messing with my energy and spirit.”

by RitaSparkles June 30, 2025

Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

stalker time

Delusional warped perception of time exhibited by stalkers and stalking ex's

When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?

Okay it's been a while but...

Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.

Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

back-stalking

following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.

i was back-stalking that car until they figured it out and pulled over.

by emac March 21, 2007

skank stalking

To purposely go out on the town in search of loose women.

Yo,
lets put on a primer coat and go skank stalking.

by Max.L May 16, 2007

Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009

Signal Stalking

When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.

Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?

by The Shit List April 1, 2009