Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.

Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.

by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021

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Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

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Sexually frustrated

When an individual is sexually frustrated they are unsatisfied with their sex-life Instigating frustration, anger, and most of all causes them to be constantly defensive.

Friend 1: did you hear Doron was going off the rails after losing the $1500 free play he had at the casino in Vegas?

Friend 2: no way! How did that happen?

Friend 1: Blackjack, but I don’t he was angry cause of the money, I think he was sexually frustrated.

Friend 2: Yeah, that makes sense Doron has always been like that.

by Aaronpus135 July 15, 2023

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Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021

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aldi sexual

You go to Aldi not because it is cheap but because it is close to your house

Guy 1: hey I have a fiver let's get some coke and crisps

Guy 2: na let's go to Aldi it's closer and has black fizzy drink and potato thins
Guy 1: you fucking Aldi sexual

by Big man pigeon November 27, 2021

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