Chicago Poop Rocket

The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constapated.

Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

by XxXDeathPandaXx November 29, 2010

Hiroshima Snot Rocket

During the climax of sexual intimacy, the man pulls out or stops doing what he is doing just before he busts his nut, and shoots his load into the female's nose. Then she precede's to blow her nose, thus shooting the jesus juice out of her nose, ie. like a rocket.

I left sally with a sinus infection after giving her a fat Hiroshima Snot Rocket.

by ThugLife831 November 22, 2009

victorious umbrella rocket

While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)

Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!

by eat March 9, 2007

team rocket

Three idiots who should've been removed from Pokémon a long time ago.

Team Rocket sucks.

by Ash-Greninja November 28, 2016

paragons of rocket science

A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.

Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?

by Led Zeppole November 20, 2003

Chocolate snot rocket

Blowing a snot rocket into someone’s butthole.

While eating here out from behind he blew a chocolate snot rocket into her booty hole.

by jc1718 December 26, 2020

launching the brown rocket

Another cleaned-up slang phrase for taking a shit.

I told my six-year-old that I’d be out in a minute or two, that I was launching the brown rocket.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2023