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Robert

Robert is a rascally, rambunctious, radioactive, raspy, clapped, son of a hog, rat. 🐀
Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
by 9020 November 22, 2021
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Robert

An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books
Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over

Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep
by Tablet yummy April 25, 2019
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William Roberts

William Roberts is the goat, he runs the west side. MOST BEAST MAN IN THE MR BEAST CREW
by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023
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Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.
Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.
by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018
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Roberts

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.
by Eve McCune June 19, 2020
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Evbil Robert

An evbil goober who loves to play vibeo gaymes and enjoys committing siwwy crimes
by Evil robert August 10, 2025
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Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.
by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022
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