Ew no thank you Robert is texting me.
by 9020 November 22, 2021

An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books
Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over
Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep
Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep
by Tablet yummy April 25, 2019

by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
by Eve McCune June 19, 2020

My name is Evbil Robert
by Evil robert August 10, 2025

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022
