Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

Occom's Retard

When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.

Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.

by MoonNoodler February 2, 2017

retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015

Living Retardism

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded

Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"

by richyrichyrichy June 19, 2021

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

Existentially retarded

Someone who is incapable of generating any sort of emotion toward anyone or anything that exists.

Yo, have you seen what Nathan did to his girl? He is so existentially retarded!

by Psususususus June 1, 2021