retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Essex Retard

Macauley Wiiseman

'that kid is a right Macauley Wiiseman' (essex retard)

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022

dying retard

the appropriate insult to call someone after they push you off of a 1 block wide bridge into a lava lake in the nether

"ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU DYING RETARD!? WHAT THE FUCK!"

by Bryce Huxford August 28, 2022

Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022