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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Queef Coif

The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.
Did you see the rad brad chad with the queef coif?
by 603WonderWoman June 23, 2023
mugGet the Queef Coifmug.

Queef

When you pull out and the girl farts out of her vagina
Guy: *pulls out*
Girl: *frrrt* oops I queefed
by Desert ridge middle schooler October 29, 2018
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Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.
Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.
by bingbang420 May 31, 2020
mugGet the Ass queefmug.

Queef

Air in the pussy from having. Vigorous sex causing a farting and slurping sound.
I was eating her pussy and she queefed
by Louis missouri March 12, 2021
mugGet the Queefmug.

Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.
That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !
by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018
mugGet the Queef Lockermug.

ya lil nasty queef

a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)
suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.
by bushybeater7 August 20, 2016
mugGet the ya lil nasty queefmug.

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