bait and preach

the act of doing something that you proclaim as truth yet you turn around and do it yourself.
hypocrisy at its finest.

bait and switch but when accused you use the excuse "i was there to preach"
perfect example stay off facebook but i am on twitter.

pastor Johnny Mack: tbn is of the devil
guy: well weren't you on there preacher ?
john mac: uh well yeah
guy: well didnt you say stay away from them?
john mac : i went there to preach!
guy : isnt that bait and preach?

by luvdady April 8, 2010

peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

half the peace sign

Like the one finger salute , like flipping someone the "bird"

The person passing flashed him " half the peace sign" polite or evasive for flipping the "bird"

by Cyril nashCCyril Nash December 18, 2017

Making cents of peace

What politicians do when they choose war over people, culture and the earth

Politicians supporting the latest National Defense Authorization Act who don't support Universal Health Care are just making cents of peace.

by eternalchild November 7, 2018

The inner peace

Two birds one either side you put your thumbs in each bum and a finger in each punani then pinch each hand to become inner peace

Got two birds round and had the inner peace

by Alexthebadboy123 November 4, 2020

Pan de peace

A short anime about bread.

"hey, have you seen that show pan de peace yet"

by Ghostlyapple27 June 28, 2021

Our Lady of Peace

A shit school in Erie, PA. Full of entitled pieces of garbage who think they are better than everyone else for going to a private school. Everyone who goes there is bound to have a disability in some way.

“Hey dude we won our basketball game” “Nobody gives a shit, you go to Our Lady of Peace

by poopypantsjoe69 November 6, 2021